Things To Do
In An Elevator!
Ever been bored silly while in an elevator?
If you answered yes, then here are some fun ideas you can try...
When there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, and then push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say,
"Hi Don. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers,
"This is my personal space!"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
Make strange sound effects when anyone presses a button.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Problem Solved
No More Boredom On The Elevator!
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